Not-So-Jolly Rancher: The scene in Batman v Superman that ejected me from the movie
Shamus Young, in his Twenty-Sided blog, talks about the different types of disbelief that forces a person out of the fictional work he or she is reading, watching, etc. For one person, it could be something technical. For
another person, it could be some discontinuity in the sequence of events. For
still another, it could be simple boredom. But they all have the same result;
complete ejection from the fictional work into the real
world.
This happened to me while I was watching Batman v Superman:
Dawn of Justice. One scene occurred that was so out of place, so unbelievable,
that it violently ejected me from the movie and planted me squarely in the real world. And this scene is in a movie that
has a guy that flies and shoots eye-lasers, a woman with a magic rope, and a
murderous thug in a winged rodent cosplay.
It was this scene: around half-an-hour into the movie,
Senator Old Guy talks to Alexander Luthor (the young son of a far more
interesting supervillain), saying “We can help each other”. Luthor asks for two
things while reaching for a bowl of Jolly Ranchers; access to the kryptonian
ship and Zod’s body. The senator agrees to this. Luthor pulls out a
Jolly Rancher, unwraps one, and offers it to the senator, saying “It’s cherry”.
Luthor then SLIDES THE JOLLY RANCHER INTO THE SENATOR’S MOUTH AND THEN LICKS
THE FINGERS HE JUST USED TO FEED THE SENATOR.
What the hell did I just see? What was the sense of that
scene? I screamed these questions as I was being thrown out of the movie into
the real world. After the movie, I ruminated on that one scene for weeks. I
went to TV Tropes to see if I could derive some meaning to that scene. This
scene is not even mentioned there. And none of the other tropes which involve
feeding (Romantic Spoonfeeding, Food as Bribe, Through His Stomach) were even
close to helpful. I scoured the internet, trying to find something that would
explain the jolly rancher scene. Nothing. So, the scene had no cinematic
meaning, suggested no deeper plot (like maybe mind-controlling jolly ranchers),
wasn’t a setup for something later (like “Granny’s Peach Tea”), did not have
characters who acted like human beings, and didn’t even make sense within its
own universe.
I have a feeling this scene was where a lot of people mentally
checked out of the movie. What’s more, this scene raises a lot of questions:
1) Why did Zack Snyder waste time, money and effort making this
scene? What was he trying to say? I subscribe to the notion that everything
added to a book, movie, whatever, was deliberately put in. So why was it put
in? It added nothing; it explained nothing; if the scene was deleted, the only
part of the movie that would be affected would be the running time.
2) Did no one involved in the making of that scene point out
how ridiculous it looked? Remember, there were hundreds of people involved in
the production. Want proof? Look at any end credits part of any movie. So how
did no one speak up?
3) Did the Warner Bros. executives, when they screened the
movie before it was released to audiences, looked at that scene and said to
themselves “Holy crap, we made a mistake hiring Zack Snyder to direct all our
Justice League movies?” Or did they say to themselves “A young idiot feeds an
old dude candy! That’s what the people want!”
This movie has a lot, and I mean A LOT of problems. This was just one of them. But it was the one that stuck out the most for me.
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